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Elevators are for everyone. Wait your turn! Unisex t-shirt

Elevators are for everyone. Wait your turn! Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $30.00 USD
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You remember that time you were having a nice vacation and you were about to take the elevator down to the bar for your next mai tai only to have a large family cut in front of you and take the elevator from you? "Elevators are hard". This cutting edge technology that magically transports us between floors without having to walk up those pesky steps is hard to master. Who knew that you have to let the people exit the elevator first before new people could come on? And to tell me that you actually should know which floor you are going to before you get on and have ridden the elevator for three floors. You mean I should check and see which floor we have stopped on before I try to get off? Who knew?

Show your disdain for stupid on your next elevator ride with this snarky T-shirt.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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