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John Heald can't fix everything - Carnival Cruise - Unisex heavyweight t-shirt

John Heald can't fix everything - Carnival Cruise - Unisex heavyweight t-shirt

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.00 USD
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You know those people that live in the cruise groups just waiting to complain about anything. The ones that will tag John Heald in a post just to complain that there wasn't any bacon on the Lido deck on Day 3? We'll passively aggressively fight back with this snarky T-shirt reminding them that he can't fix everything. Maybe be quiet and go enjoy your vacation.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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